...to insist they use a coaster.
...to think that every jar of super chunky peanut butter should come with a spoon.
...to be that special kind of uptight that makes you pause the present-opening to smooth out and fold the wrapping paper for future reuse.
...to start eating your takeaway the second you walk out the restaurant.
...to start your to-do list with a task you've already done.
...to find shopping for bed sheets just as exciting as shopping for shoes.
...to firmly believe that if you share it, it has no calories.
..to demand to be taken off speakerphone
...to smirk when you see the big, tough guys at your gym tripping on the elliptical machine.