...to insist they use a coaster.
...to think that every jar of super chunky peanut butter should come with a spoon.
...to be that special kind of uptight that makes you pause the present-opening to smooth out and fold the wrapping paper for future reuse.
...to occasionally eat a brownie on the way to the gym. That's why you go to the gym.
...to start your to-do list with a task you've already done.
...to firmly believe that if you share it, it has no calories.
..to demand to be taken off speakerphone
...to smirk when you see the big, tough guys at your gym tripping on the elliptical machine.