Phone rings- it's husband (dad)
Mum: Why are you calling me
Dad: Cause you texted me
Mum: I know! You are supposed to text back, not call!
Dad: Can I help it that I prefer to hear your voice, rather than text you?
Mum: Yea, you need to get over that. I prefer texting AND Im watching Oprah!
Dad: But, you texted me.
Mum: I know, I am a grest multitasker, however, I cant talk to you on the phone and watch TV!
Dad: You are ridiculous!!
How am I so normal?